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Mission log, 2027-05-07, somewhere in the Mediterranean: two teenage secret agents, a boy and a very much still-virgin girl, are sent to infiltrate the lair of a certain infamous individual. The briefing was brief, mostly because neither of them was paying attention.

The two get split up almost immediately, and the reason is not some clever sabotage or enemy trap. It is the boy's own spectacular stupidity. He falls through a hole in the ground. A literal hole, not a metaphor, cue the dramatic "dun-dun." From there the game follows him alone, dropped into a situation he clearly wasn't briefed for and clearly can't handle on his own.

Progress is tracked through a leveling system that carries the story toward a defined endgame, with the boy picking up job-type gigs along the way that bring in new clients to deal with. One recurring thread runs through a shooter-style segment where the outcome depends on how much danger you've courted going in: play it safe and the scene runs short, push your luck on hard and you get the long version. The main storyline plays out to a finish rather than trailing off into nothing, following one idiot's fall down a hole to its actual conclusion.