Total Maidness!

by OnionCuttingNinja

3.7 (9 votes)

Ren'Py Completed v1.09c

Game Details

Version: v1.09c
Developer: OnionCuttingNinja
Engine: Ren'Py
Status: Completed
OS
Language: English
Censored: No
Updated: 1 April 2026

About

A dead father leaves behind more than a mansion — he leaves behind the maids who run it, and it's up to his estranged son to figure out what to do with both.

The protagonist lost his mother young, never patched things up with his father, and spent the years since school drifting between a dull office job and an empty flat. His father's death right after his 21st birthday changes that overnight: the family estate, its wealth, and the household staff all become his. What he inherits is less an obligation than an opportunity.

Play revolves around winning the maids over one relationship level at a time, coaxing them from polite distance toward recognizing him as master and, eventually, into his personal harem. Progress is tracked per character, with story chapters and optional content gated behind how far each relationship has advanced, so paying attention to who likes what actually matters here.

Changelog

v1.09c

Fixed Emily's optional content hints for dream 4 and 5 (they were showing at the wrong relationship level).
Made trying to dream about Emily feedback (on the bed option) for dreams 3, 4 and 5 more clear on what requirement is missing, if the requirement hasn't been fulfilled yet.
Fixed a mistake in the Chapter 1 main story hints if Leyla was already at relationship 5 instead of 4.
Made the story hint about the chapter 1 ending scene more clear, and now also allow taking the walk in the morning as well.
Fixed that one option in the "Memories" section of the bed falsely claimed that the Xmas/H'ween specials were still a separate download (they're actually found in the main menu now).
Fixed a major hand clipping issue in Leyla's Xmas 2022 Lotus position animation (only in full build, not in the PC hotfix patch)
Fixed hand clipping in pool jerking animation (only in full build, not in the PC hotfix patch)

v1.09b

Fixes showstopper bug in Emily's Chapter 1 path (if you started a new game).
This fix should also work for existing savegames that have the bug.
Other changes:
Clarifies some of Emily's story hints
Fixes that one of the updated Halloween 2022 animations didn't loop correctly
Fixes the missing collar on some Leyla Xmas Epilogue 2022 animations
Fixes a rather serious clipping issue in one of Leyla's Xmas 2022 epilogue animations

v1.09

Added bathrooms to west wing and east wing, with shower scenes for all maids.
Each maid has 1 peeking scene, and 1 lewd scene where you join them.
A total of 18 new animations (3 per maid).
Added 2 late-game Beach Bonus CG events.
One with all maids (and Melanie, if you lewded her),
and one with Abby, Cindy and Claire (Abby and Cindy need to be unlocked for this).
Added Marriage options.
After clearing the story, you can now choose to marry one of the maids, or Abby.
After the epilogue, click on the bed and the option should be there.
This gives you a nice, wholesome proposal scene and a wedding dress CG, which are then added to that girls' gallery (or the new sidegirl gallery, in Abby's case).
If you want to see all scenes, I recommend saving your game right before making your choice.
Re-integrated (and slightly updated) the 22/23 Xmas/Halloween Specials.
That's right, they're now included in the main game again.
The 2022 ones are unlocked by clearing main game Chapter 1 once; while the 2023 Iris ones are unlocked by reaching relationship 5 with Iris and finding 2 items in the mansion.
A couple of animations and a few static images have been improved a little, too.
Upgraded Gallery.
More scenes added to the gallery:
A few more scenes added for some maids
Added Sidegirl gallery to repeat sidegirl story scenes that previously needed a savegame to repeat
Added main story gallery, to repeat story/MC scenes that previously needed a savegame to repeat
Relationship path upgrades.
Some of Mary's, Leyla's and Emily's story scenes previously didn't increase their relationship, so they ended on much lower relationship values than Kate and Iris. Now the newer chapter 1 scenes added in 0.99.5 count towards relationship.
Additionally, Leyla's lewd library scene and Emily's second exhibitionism scene now also increase their relationship.
Engine upgraded.
This should improve animation performance on slow PCs/Laptops, and compatibility with newer Android and MacOS versions.
A bunch of smaller fixes and improvements.

v1.05

Sidegirl impregnation
You can now impregnate all 4 sidegirls, unlocking a small scene each on the Carnal Crystal's "Fruity Futures".
Added Jenna as wake-up option (once she reaches relationship 2).
Added Leyla headpat option (in library, relationship must be at 2 or higher).
Skip system improvements:
The questions on lesb/bi content, pregnancy and the tutorial are now repeated under the choices
Added new endgame "Skip To" entry point where Jenna has reached Affection 15 and Abby and Cindy have both been unlocked
Carnal Crystal improvements:
On first launch: new "Disable all controversial content for now" option
On first launch: Fixed that "Configure Now" did not exit on the main screen as intended
On first launch: Fixed that "enable all content" didn't really enable all content
On first launch: Fixed that the hover highlighting only worked on the "Configure Now" choice
Separated Abby/Cindy option, so you can enable the Cindy-only memory while still blocking memories involving Abby
Improved translation support:
Made several more strings and textbuttons translatable, allowing more complete 3rd-party translations and paving the way for possible future official translations
Other improvements:
Fixed that one of Melanie's sandbox animations didn't loop properly.
Fixed Emily's optional content hints getting stuck if you disabled all optional dreams (aka on lowest "dream level").
Improved hints for how to unlock Abby.
Slightly improved wording/grammar of 2 or 3 lines of dialogue.
Fixed a typo in one of Kate's scenes.
Reduced loudness of some sound effects.
Re-recorded some SFW animations as 30 fps VP9 videos, saving about 6.5 MB (though most of that is eaten by the new scenes).

v1.04

Nothing new as such, but:
Leyla's dungeon sandbox content is now actually repeatable (oopsie...).
Also makes a previous bugfix possibly more reliable.
Fixes exactly 1 typo
In other news, while we're here:
HHR's next update will still take a bit, sorry.
IRL + my aging brain got in the way, so 0.2 got held up quite a bit.
Some GoV-related news soon. If you're interested in that, stay tuned.

v1.03

Fixed that Jenna showed up in seduction options before joining the mansion.
When you're first asked whether you want a certain Leyla scene to be a dream or a memory, the choice is now permanent (unless you change it later via cheats on the laptop in your room).
Made some changes to the dream variant of the Leyla scene, to make it clearer it's just a dream.

v1.02

A small Emily dialogue in the dungeon now only plays 1 time, as intended.
Transition from the above dialogue to the sandbox options improved.
Fixed some Leyla dialogue lines in her lewd library scene that made no sense in chapter 1 and early chapter 2.
She now uses different lines in ch1 and the first week of ch2.
Fixed some dialogue playing twice when headpatting Iris in the library.
Fixed a few remaining typos.
Cleaned up a few unused music files (Android and full PC/Mac builds only).

v1.01

Fixed that the Iris dream at night didn't properly register as 'cleared' and move to the Dreams section after watching it the first time. Note: You may still have to watch it 1 more time for the fix to apply, as the error was a flag at the end of the scene not getting set correctly.
Fixed a possible crash in the seduction logic.
Fixed that you could only talk to Leyla (and raise education) in the library 1 time per week in chapter 2. You can now talk to her even if Iris is in the room.
Reduced education increase requirement: Education now increases every time you talk to Leyla in the library (until you reach 5), instead of only every 3rd time.
2024-12-03
2022-2024 Specials added

v1.0

NEW CARNAL CRYSTAL SCENE:
Added Abby+Cindy "Finally over 18!" memory from Bedtime Stories, since it was the most popular scene from the special.
BUGFIXES:
Fixed that "She's probably pregnant!" would still be displayed in maid info even when you disabled pregnancy.
The game now actually autosaves, and more often than it would have if autosave wasn't broken before.

v0.99.9(1)

EXPANDED SEDUCTION OPTIONS:
Added Leyla's seduction scene.
Added Jenna's seduction scene.
Added "outside" finish option to Kate's seduction scene.
Added "outside" finish option to Emily's seduction scene.
Added "outside" finish option to Iris's seduction scene.
FINAL POOL SCENE:
Added Jenna as pool invite option.
NEW OPTIONAL DREAM (backported from Bedtime Stories):
Added (mellow) dream about Iris (requires relationship 5 and medium dream level). Some details change at the highest dream level.
CARNAL CRYSTAL SCENE IMPROVEMENTS (backported from Bedtime Stories):
Upgraded Jenna's "She was young and needed the money 1" memory with 17 new images and an extended script.
Upgraded "Lewd Lesson 2" (Cindy needs the D) with 6 new images and minor dialogue improvements.
Fixed an animation transition in "Lewd Lesson 1".
OTHER IMPROVEMENTS:
Added 1 animation (new camera angle) to the Leyla memory/dream scene (backported from Bedtime Stories).
0.99.91: Changed stat requirement of Leyla's relationship 3 scene from strength to dexterity (+ endurance), to give dexterity stat a purpose.
0.99.91: Added Education 5 requirement to Leyla's lewd library scene and made it possible to reach education 5 by talking to her in the library, to give education stat a purpose.
0.99.91: Removed comment from MC stat screen that stated only strength and endurance unlocked new scenes.
OTHER CHANGES:
0.99.91: Removed the 2023 H'ween/Xmas special scenes for Iris, they're now found in the dedicated legacy specials release instead!

CHAPTER 1 STORY IMPROVEMENTS:

Remade the images and slightly improved the script of the gate dialogue with Emily at the beginning of the game.
AI-upscaled the character sprites used in the Day 1 character intros and parts of chapter 1.
Improved Leyla story build-up: Added 2 small build-up scenes for Leyla before her first story lewd. If her relationship in your savegame is already at 1 or higher, you can watch the new scenes in the gallery (you have to forward time once).
Improved Mary story build-up: Added 2 small build-up scenes for Mary before her first story lewd. If her relationship is already at 1 or higher on your savegame, you can watch the new scenes in the gallery (you have to forward time once).
Improved Emily story build-up: Added 2 new Emily scenes *between* her relationship 1 and relationship 2 scenes. If her relationship is already at 2, you can watch the new scenes in the gallery (you have to forward time once).
First half of Emily's relationship 2 event now uses the improved character sprites instead of her limited room character sprites, which increases variety and fittingness of her expressions significantly.
Brought Leyla's relationship 3 scene (and its sandbox variant) quality up to more current standards: Remade animations, including a new mid-tempo variant, remade images and slightly improved transitions and dialogue.
OTHER CHANGES:
The second Emily dream is no longer considered "necessary" for the story, and therefore only available at the medium and high dream levels and can be avoided more easily.
Upgraded a certain easteregg scene to include a previously missing character, once the conditions are met.
That certain easteregg scene can now only be found and unlocked later in the game (but if you already unlocked it, it stays unlocked).
The question which dreams you're willing to see is now asked on the first night, instead of the second night.
Certain easteregg bonus dreams with the protagonist can now also be disabled, if you choose "only story- and feature-unlocking dreams".
The seduction settings now also explicitly say Yes/No for each girl, instead of only checkmarks and crosses.
FIXES:
Fixed some issues with replay version of Leyla's relationship 3 scene.
Fixed that empty dialogue box wasn't hidden during animations in memory version of Leyla's dream/memory scene.
Fixed possible crash if seduction was enabled, but all individual girls were disabled.
Fixed that the "Invite someone" option showed up on your bed even if you couldn't invite anyone yet.
Fixed some typos.

v0.99.1

Made it a bit clearer that seduction triggers in your room in the evenings.
Fixed a wrong dialogue line in one of the "Skip to..." options.
Added one more "Skip to..." point slightly *after* Jenna's arrival.
Removed the by-now-wrong "Not implemented yet" texts about Fruity Futures in the Crystal intro desc and Jenna's intro of the crystal.
The crystals' own start-up info is now narrated by the "Carnal Crystal Spirit AI", instead of some nameless narrator.
Fixed (hopefully) that the Fruity Futures scenes showed the standard MC name instead of your custom name.
Fixed return-to-menu crash if you tried to disable seduction by calling Kate to your room (it worked fine if you changed it from her room instead).

v0.99.0

The new public update is here!
And no, v0.99.0 is not a typo. While in terms of content it's just patron 0.27 with a few fixes and improvements, since we consider TM! as good as complete with this update, we went with 0.99.0.
There's still 2-4 missing scenes before we'd consider it truly complete (hence why it's not 1.0), but they'd be sandbox scenes, not story scenes, and we don't know yet if they'll ever happen, so there's no point in waiting for them.
Anyway, this update adds
4 seduction scenes.
As these scenes got by far the most votes in the final TM content poll on patreon, this update adds seduction scenes for the 4 most popular maids (Iris, Emily, Mary, Kate), where they approach you, rather than the usual other way round.
A new (femdom) forbidden fantasy on the crystal. This scene was originally planned for 0.26 already, but got delayed due to some difficulties.
1 updated animation, a few bugfixes, typo fixes, file optimizations and an improved Leyla dream hint compared to 0.26.3 and patron 0.27.
So a total of 5 new scenes (or 6, if you count the small SFW intro scene for the seduction feature), plus a few other small improvements.
Thanks to everyone who supported us in some way during the journey of this games' development!
There might still be 1 or 2 more smaller TM content updates in the future, but otherwise we're now focusing on
Garden of Venus, a kinky sandbox VN/life sim with focus on kinks like free use, exhibitionism and more
a small 'dirty' special TM! spin-off, focused on more Moist Memories and Forbidden Fantasies (this special will remain in early access on Patreon/SubStar for a while once it's finished, so we recommend following us there if you can)
a new story-focused harem VN with sandbox elements, which will feature some familiar faces
Anyway, we hope you'll continue to follow us and check out Garden of Venus or one of the other projects when they come out!

v0.26.3

Total Maidness! 0.26 focuses on adding the pregnancy system, along with a total of 12 Carnal Crystal scenes in the new 'Fruity Futures' category, unlockable by impregnating maids.
Additionally, this update adds the final 2 story scenes of TM! (one of them with a repeatable lewd portion).
Yes, the journey with the maids ends for now (story-wise at least, in terms of sandbox there's going to be at least one more update).
Any story continuation would only happen in a new game, whether that's Total Maidness 2 or something else.

v0.25.6

Main changes:
NEW FFM SCENE: Double kitty service in the dungeon! You can now let both kitties lick you clean... (REQ: Iris unlocked for dungeon and Jenna joined mansion) (5 new anims, 19 new images)
NEW GxG SANDBOX OPTION: Kate x Jen dungeon: You can now ask them to scissor. (REQ: Jen joined mansion, GxG content enabled) (4 new anims, 5 new images)
Cindy + Abby FFM addition: Added alternate 'Give Abby special treatment' finish option.
NEW CINDY SANDBOX OPTIONS: New foreplay option and new finish option.
Kate + Iris FFM improvement: Made scene more interactive.
Other improvements:
Headpatting Kate now gives one affection point per daytime.
Headpatting Jenna now gives one affection point per daytime.
Hugging Mary in her room in the evening (after her chapter 2 story) now gives one affection point per day.
Reduced Affection requirements for the Emily + Iris and Kate + Iris FFM scenes.
Added a few MC thoughts to some of the Crystal memory scenes, to give the scenes a little bit more context.
Made the femdom portion of Leyla's first relationship scene avoidable.
Made most of the first Kate dream (which is femdom) skippable on its first play, so you don't have to watch it to unlock the dungeon.
Several bugfixes and other improvements.

v0.25a

NEW FFM SCENE: You can now invite Kate and Iris to your room. Optional GxG foreplay if you have GxG content enabled. (REQ: Affection 40 for Kate and Relationship 5/Affection 50 for Iris)
NEW FEMDOM SCENE: Invite Emily to your room in the evening and request her to 'roleplay' as a more dominant persona... (REQ: Chapter 2, Emily Aff. 35/Obed. 25)
NEW DUNGEON SCENE: You can now invite Iris to the dungeon (no worries, it's mellower compared to other girls). (REQ: Obedience 30)
NEW CRYSTAL SCENE: Jenna Memory Pt. 2 (REQ: Jenna joined mansion and Carnal Crystal unlocked, maxed out related memory filter settings)
3 new Cindy options as part of her sandbox.
Added 1 new animation to Claire's sandbox sex scene at home.
SFW: You can now headpat Emily in the morning when she's cleaning your room. (REQ: Chapter 2, Iris not in the room)
Improvements to Claire's sandbox sex scene at home, fixing some physical inaccuracies.
Improved popsicle part of Abby's story scene (new custom animation and additional sound effects).
Additional dialogue fixes/improvements/additions in public 0.25a vs. patron 0.25.
Fixed Sidegirl screen layout issues.
Possibly a few more fixes I forgot...

v0.24b

NEW SIDEGIRL:
The 4th and final sidegirl joins the fray: Cindy, Abby's best friend and fellow (but curvier and dirtier) gyaru! (Note: Abby needs to be unlocked to meet Cindy)
NEW THREESOME OPTION:
New (repeatable) FFM scene: Abby invites you to a 3some with Cindy, which - after doing it once - also unlocks Cindy's solo content.
NEW LEWD SANDBOX OPTIONS:
New solo sandbox: After your 3some with her and Abby, Cindy is so impressed by you that she wants you to herself from time to time (requires having seen her FFM scene with Abby). Features a whopping 17 animations, and 2 modes (interactive and linear).
Kate now has an anal option in her room in the "Let's have sex" category.
Added sandbox option to do the fondling and fingering foreplay from Iris' story lewd before having sex in her room (evening).
Added "A bit of everything" option for Iris in her room in the evening, using animations from existing options + 2 new animations for more variety.
NEW DREAM:
There's a new bigger dream, this time for Kate (requires highest dream level).
NEW CRYSTAL SCENES:
Moist Memory: Abby and Cindy got naughty in a past supplemental lesson a few weeks after Abby's 18th birthday...
Moist Memory: Cindy really needs the D...
Forbidden Fantasy: Kate x Iris scissoring.
Forbidden Fantasy: Abby x Cindy scissoring.
OTHER CHANGES:
Most naughty Emily scenes which had "no text" moments now also hide the dialogue box if the text is empty.
0.24b UI FIX: Fixed Carnal Crystal settings menu layout on all devices for good (hopefully).
0.24b FIX: On Android the game should now properly hide the textbox when it's supposed to (in places where this still doesn't happen, the problem is the scene script and it will be fixed in 0.25).

v0.23.1

0.23.1 improvements over 0.23a:
In the new Kate x Jenna scene, you can now skip the strap-on part.
Improved two animations in the new Kate x Jenna dungeon scene compared to the original 0.23.
Fantasies and memories now have an 'Abort' textbutton in the top-left corner, which is easier and more intuitive than opening the menu and clicking 'End Replay'.
The game now asks once (either when starting a new game, or in your room) if you'd rather disable that TM! shows up in Discord when you're playing it.
The story option in your room to 'Meet Leyla's friend' now explicitly says '(Click here)' to make clear the text is clickable.
Updated credits.

v0.23a

HIGHLIGHT:
Jenna has a gift for you: The Carnal Crystal(tm)!
This crystal ball lets you look into:
Moist Memories: The naughty past of your lovers (if they have one). Take a peek at your own risk, or don't if you'd rather not.
Forbidden Fantasies: Present fantasies hidden in corners of your mind. Explore things you'd like to see but know won't happen, or things you don't want to really happen but find tempting as a fantasy. Again, at your own risk.
In a future update, Fruitful Future: Related to our pregnancy implementation (this will follow later).
A first set of Carnal Crystal scenes:
Moist Memory 1: Unbeknownst to you, when you began to get closer to Iris, she once got a little horny thinking about you in her room...
Moist Memory 2: Jenna did some very naughty things in her past... (requires highest 'Other guys' setting for memories)
Forbidden Fantasy 1: Fantasize about having anal sex with Iris...
Forbidden Fantasy 2: Fantasize about about Emily and Iris getting it on (requires lesbian content enabled and highest GxG setting for fantasies).
Additionally, if you decided to treat Leyla's photographer dream/memory as memory, it will be listed as Moist Memory from now on.
NEW FFM SCENE:
Invite Emily to your room in the evening, and she might bring Iris along... (Requires Affection 50 or higher for both)
DREAM CHANGES:
Improved dream configurability: Dreams now have 3 different 'levels' you can choose, making it easier to only see the ones you want to see.
You can now choose to
Only show dreams that are part of the story, required to unlock a feature, or *really* harmless (like the lucid dream about Iris).
Also show solo photographer dreams that are irrelevant to the story (like Emily's 3rd dream).
Also show dreams involving multiple of the MC's 'photographer' dream alter egos; this option also might 'upgrade' the number of photographers in some Level 2 dreams in the future.
New dream option:
After you've lewded Emily, her 3rd dream (the Beautiful Butt dream) now optionally allows you to put it in (anal).
OTHER NEW LEWD SANDBOX CONTENT:
Among Jenna's dungeon options, you can now call Kate to remind Jenna of her (low) status in the mansion (requires lesbian content to be enabled).
Added anal variant of Jenna's doggystyle dungeon action.
NEW SFW INTERACTIONS:
You can now headpat Kate in her room in chapter 2.
You can now hug Mary in her own room in the evening after completing her chapter 2 story.
OTHER CHANGES:
0.23a only: Based on player feedback, removed *all* 'Click to continue' lines, and also removed a few animation-only breaks entirely.
0.23a only: Fixed a potential crash with savegames that were started on exactly version 0.16 (games started on 0.16.1 or later don't have this bug).
0.23a only: Two minor text/typo fixes in Leyla's night options.
0.23a only: Fixed that Jenna's phone was still hovering in the background during her dungeon intro scene.
Clicking on Mary's door (after she got her room) now allows you to go back to the eastwing and doesn't force you to enter.
Fixed typo in Leyla's dream/memory.

v0.22b

Hotfix:
0.22b only: Fixed crash when trying to open Emily's biography/hint page.
Fixed that Jenna could be talked to and called to the dungeon too early (before actually meeting her in the story) at certain times of day.
Fixed that playing one of Kate's recent new sandbox scenes could crash if you used the "Skip to" to reach the new content faster.
Fixed that a ghost(?) of Jenna was sitting in the dungeon in the evening while she's actually in the garden.
Removed that ominous hovering smartphone when Jenna is not in the dungeon.

v0.22(a)

HIGHLIGHTS:
NEW SIDEGIRL: Pay Claire (your bank clerk) an unannounced visit to meet her 19 year old gyaru daughter Abby and get yourself seduced!
NEW FFM SCENE: If you cleared Mary's Chapter 2 story and have also seen Iris' first exhibitionism scene before, enter the kitchen at noon when both Mary and Iris are there, for a special experience...
MORE JEN: Jenna is now allowed to move around in the mansion a bit, and can be found sweeping the lobby in the afternoon and enjoy the evening sun in the garden.
NEW SANDBOX CONTENT:
Abby's seduction scene can be replayed from her mansion entrance icon.
After unlocking her, you can now visit Abby for some fun from Monday to Friday in the afternoons (when Claire is at work...).
Repeatable version of the Mary+Iris kitchen scene (can click on either Mary or Iris), accessible after you've seen the first-time variant.
When visiting Jenna in the garden (evening), you have the options to talk (with a small naughty bonus) and to have a quickie with her.
When visiting Jenna in the lobby (afternoon), you have the options to talk and to let her give you a quick blowjob, which can optionally be extended to an exhibitionism scene.
A new mouth-/throatfuck option for Jenna in the interactive dungeon naughtiness.
OTHER SANDBOX CHANGES:
Once Jenna is allowed to roam the mansion, the lobby can now be accessed directly via QuickNav.
Added 'warning' before seeing Emily dream 4 and 5 the first time, as well as an option to back out, and improved feedback on whether there are still unlockable dreams left.
Somewhat simplified the Iris and Leyla gym dance scene, to be able to remove two fairly large dance animations.
Removed Xmas/Halloween 2022-related memories/options (see below).