Galactic Athletes Blue League

Twenty gay athletes compete across twenty events, and someone has to call the winners and losers before they happen. That someone is Finn, newly hired medic at the Thebes Sporting Complex, whose real job security depends less on patching up bodies than on predicting who tops the podium and who bottoms out last place.

The setup runs on standings: athletes rack up points per event, the top four in each league climb to the Champion's league, the bottom four drop to redemption, and every event ends with the winner getting the better of whoever finished last. Finn watches, treats, and guesses his way through the league, with his access to the athletes doubling as the game's excuse for the exhibitionism and groping that come with a locker-room full of competitors who know exactly who's watching.