The Professor EXP

Eight regions, eight trophies, and one broken heart later, a retired champion just wants to sit on a remote island studying Z-Crystals in peace. His boss has other plans, dragging him back into the World Championship grind he thought he'd escaped. It's a Pokemon parody that leans hard into the joke of its premise rather than playing it straight.

The setup is simple enough: quiet professor life gets upended by an old rival-turned-boss who needs a favor, and he's in no position to refuse. What follows is less about catching creatures and more about the fallout of dragging a burned-out champion back into competition politics, with the milf boss at the center of the trouble.

You read through the story, make the occasional choice, and check in on a growing cast through chapters that are still being built out one at a time. A map feature and phone system are being added as the game grows, alongside a battle system still in beta, so expect the early chapters to feel more linear than the later promises suggest.