Orgasm Lab Simulator

A consent form slides across the counter before anything else happens, official-looking and completely meaningless, because nothing that follows takes itself seriously. You're inside a research lab built around one absurd question: how does the test subject react when you throw whatever you want at her.

The loop is simple: type a word to summon an object, drag it into place with your mouse, then watch the physics and the reactions go somewhere unscripted. Outcomes are unpredictable by design, so half the appeal is just seeing what the lab lets you get away with. Science is the excuse. Shame, as the lab itself admits, is optional.