One Potion Please!

You used to sell honest health potions to dungeon-delving adventurers. Now the dungeon's dark overlord has caught on, and she's got you brewing sabotaged potions instead, each one custom-mixed to transform and hinder whoever's about to walk through her door. It plays it for laughs rather than menace.

The overlord's leverage keeps you in the potion shop, matching brews to whatever poor soul walks in. Warriors get the breast expansion potion, unless they're squaring off against eyeball-demons who'd only get distracted by it. Give someone the blueberry potion early enough and they roll over and squish the adventurers coming up behind them. It's a point-and-click potion crafting loop: read the adventurer, pick the right bodily transformation, and stack the effects to sabotage without getting caught.

When potions alone won't cut it, cursed artifacts pick up the slack. The Skimpy Bra of Invincibility is a dead end, but the Bimbonomicon or the Heels of Borrowed Height can turn a stubborn customer into a pushover, and the local monsters are usually happy to lend a tentacle. There's a scoring system tracking how well each day's sabotage goes, for anyone who wants to optimize their potion-slinging.