Goblins Must Fuck

A lone crystal, a dungeon, and a parade of women trying to knock it over — you're the one thing standing in their way. Draining their strength on the way down is just a bonus.

The setup is simple: hold the line so the surface bitches never reach the heart of the dungeon. You lay traps and hammer approaching enemies with magical projectiles, the usual tower defense math of chokepoints and timing dressed up in a fantasy skin.

It's early alpha, so expect rough edges — the developer's still sorting animation and sound, and a ranged enemy type is promised but not here yet. More traps, maps, and enemies are supposed to follow, but right now it's a foundation more than a finished defense.