Chainmail Bikini Squadron

by McRibbed_For_Her_Pleasure

3.5 (10 votes)

Godot v0.362

Game Details

Version: v0.362
Developer: McRibbed_For_Her_Pleasure
Engine: Godot
Status: Ongoing
OS
Language: English
Censored: No
Updated: 6 July 2026

About

Genevieve used to be the kind of paladin who lectured people about restraint. Then she turned down the wrong wizard, a tall, unsettling creep named Fondelmere, and got hit with a curse for her trouble: now every piece of armor she or her companions put on warps into scandalously minimal bikini armor. The only cure is climbing his dungeon to the top of his castle and putting him down, and Genevieve's grip on paladin composure is loosening fast.

The dungeon itself is built to match its owner's tastes, full of monsters, tentacled things, and other residents who treat "sexual harassment" as a design philosophy rather than a crime.

You fight your way up through Fondelmere's tower in RPG combat, picking fights, running quests, and controlling more than one protagonist along the way. Movement includes some platforming beyond the usual walk-and-swing, and how the run ends depends on the choices you make climbing to the top, since there's more than one ending waiting at the peak.

Changelog

V 0.362

Movement
Tuned the Bhop behaviour unintentionally put into the last build to be far more reasonable but still give you guys a fun experience using it
Changed existing casts jump to better function in the reworked physics engine
Removed the double jump bug.
Qwests
Fixed a bug where completed quests from Maxim could not be repeated
Fixed a bug where the Tentacle and Zombie quests were not tracking defeated enemies correctly
Doubled the affection reward for the Satyr radiant quest as I felt it should offer more of a reward considering the enemies are of a higher tier
Performance
Changed the enemy sleep/wake AOE to hopefully lead to more hallway encounters.
Fixed a shader compilation issue on MacOS which should hopefully make first runs more pleasant.
Corrected the map shader using the windowed mode aspect ratio and resolution that resulted in the map being really stretched to the fullscreen so you should now be able to read it regardless of your window size.

v0.361

Sensitivity slider tweaks

v0.36

Town
Town scene added as a hub between dungeon runs
Maxim (bounty keeper) added with full dialogue, per-character variants, and affection tracking
Maxim's intimate scene added for each character, with sound effects
Cinnamon (tincture merchant) added with full branching dialogue, per-character variants, affection tracking, and intimate content for both characters at high affection
Both NPCs remember whether you've met them before and respond accordingly
Economy
Silver now banks automatically when returning to town
HUD silver display shows banked total in town and run total in dungeon
Tinctures available for purchase from Cinnamon - one per run
Buffs
Tincture of Vitality - grants one extra life for the run
Tincture of Swiftness - +25% movement speed
Tincture of Strength - +50% attack damage
Buffs clear at end of run on exit or defeat
Quests
Maxim offers bounty contracts from a pool - one per town visit
Completing bounties rewards silver and affection
Offer is deterministic, reloading won't reroll it
Balance
Genevieve's willpower reduced from 130 to 110 (still survives 2 satyr hits at full)
Genevieve gains an additional stamina point to compensate, allowing more scene content per run
Save System
Narrative state now persists across sessions (flags, relationships, quests, silver, character selection)
Save file is plain text JSON - edit freely if you want to
Fullscreen preference now saves and loads correctly
Music
Town has its own music track with fade transitions between town and dungeon
Bug Fixes
Fixed enemy hitboxes passing through the player
Fixed heightmap data spawning on top of tables, causing weird pathfinding
Fixed sensitivity slider behaving unreliably
General performance tweaks
Known Issues
Volume mixing in Cinnamon and Thorne's scene needs adjustment
Some enemy pathfinding can glitch around chests

v0.31B

Procedurally generated dungeons
Dungeon layout generated fresh every run from a seed
No two runs are identical
New NPC - Beckett the Cartographer
Spawns at the centre of the dungeon each run
Gives you a map of the current layout on first interaction per run
Enemy overhaul
All enemies have acceleration - they build to speed rather than instantly rushing
Enemies sleep when you're far away, significantly improving performance
Detection areas changed from spheres to cubes, better suited to multi-floor layouts
5-second cooldown on detection sounds
Zombie behaviour reworked to feel like a stun rather than knockback
Zombies wander further from spawn for more hallway encounters
Satyr Huntress attack windup increased, knockback resistance reduced, tuned for group encounters
Tentacles now need to latch on to deal damage, can be confused by knockback, damage reduced from 30 to 20
Combat and player
Blocking animation speed increased 50%
Shield softlock fixed - no longer possible to get stuck in the block animation
Breast expansion trap movement debuff reduced from 50% to 20%
Added two relief scenes, one per character, accessed by holding K while you have a debuff
END added as alternate key for relief scenes
Visuals and environment
Dungeon lighting completely overhauled to be darker and more atmospheric
External environment added, Aurora lighting bleeds in where appropriate
Player torches added for both characters
Snow near exterior walls as environmental signposting
Fire VFX overhauled - more performant, behaves correctly
Corridor ceiling height increased
Tile seams resolved
Loot
Silver drops from enemies and certain chests
Potion spawning made rarer overall
Potion hitbox increased 5%
Chests physically eject potions toward the player
Chest spawn weighting adjusted - dangerous rooms more likely to have chests
Map and UI
Lever locations have always-visible map markers
Player marker updated with radial strobe
Lever activation and exit unlock show as HUD indicators
Combat log display timing improved
Controls UI updated in-game
Map removed correctly on run restart
Fullscreen preference now saves correctly
Linux support
Linux builds now available - report any platform issues to the discord
Bug fixes
Fixed softlock from taking damage while map was open
Fixed gaps in library room walls
Fixed shader compilation hitch on first run
Removed the secret Hank Hill bossfight. His AOE attack "Propane Nightmare" did not behave well in a multi floor dungeon and he was frankly too powerful

v0.25

Shield blocking angle increased 200%, blocks earlier in animation
Sword/shield attack speed +15%, halberd poke +5%
Fixed Genevieve's shield poopwalk animation bug
Satyr Huntress damage timing adjusted, 3D light added to attack
Enemies stop moving after death
Added patron wall, controls menu, Patreon/Discord links
OpenGL fallback batch file for compatibility
Removed herobrine

v0.20

Major Features:
Right-click weapon attacks - Shield blocking and halberd chops
Satyr Huntress enemy - Ambush enemy with 2 scenes per character
Breast Expansion Traps - Slow you down, disable offhand, boob your screen
Scene SFX - Opened your third eye (the stimuleye) with audio smut
Knockback system - Enemies get pushed back when hit
No more immunity frames - Enemy groups are actually threatening now
Improvements:
Main menu and options (includes Vsync toggle)
Weapon and combat SFX pass
Visual upgrades for that retro aesthetic
Interact prompts (E to interact, B to blow - that ones a joke and you cannot b to blow yet)
Fixed weapon clipping through walls (no more greeting Cthulhu with your weapons slipping into the ether)
Redrew Genevieve's zombie scene to current quality standards