Ass: Press F!

Butts are the business model here, and the pitch is exactly that blunt: girls who once dreamed of an easy life now pay the bills by smashing objects with their cheeks.

Each girl has her own reason for ending up behind the counter, shy or bold or somewhere in between, but the plot stops there. They sit, they press, they perform, and that's the show.

You click. The game is built around timing your presses to break objects with well-aimed cheek impact, watching the animation pay off, and moving to the next girl and the next obstacle. It's a clicker dressed up as a stripping puzzle, with the teasing doing most of the work between hits.