The Lewdest Sovereign

Running a kingdom while horny turns out to be a full-time job. You play a medieval king trying to keep four factions happy: nobility, army, church, and commoners, each with their own demands and their own idea of what a good ruler does.

Every event asks you to pick a side. Help a faction or screw them over, and their favor with you moves accordingly. Push any relationship all the way up or all the way down and you get a different sex scene ending for it, which means the "wrong" choice is often the right one if you're collecting outcomes rather than governing well.

There's no single correct playthrough here, just a pile of decisions that either serve the kingdom or serve your libido, and the game is upfront about which one it expects you to actually care about. Multiple endings mean multiple runs if you want to see who you end up in bed with and who you end up exiling instead.